if you like me you must not know who I am
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize