Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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