do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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