yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Drake has all the answers
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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