We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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