Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Randomize
