she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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