on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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