singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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