i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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