Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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