He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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