with your own penis?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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