Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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