Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Randomize
