how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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