Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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