I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Randomize
