I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
