Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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