Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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