I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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