seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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