I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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