i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Can I color on your dick again?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Pants are for mortals
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