I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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