You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
