Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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