He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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