worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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