Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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