i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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