girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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