I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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