my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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