Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
