so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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