I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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