don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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