He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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