why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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