we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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