It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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