Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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