I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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