That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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