fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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