Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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