You're completely useless in the revolution.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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