did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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