Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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